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    Made for kids, by kids

(Note: The following products are designed and made by kids!  They do 90% of the work under strict supervision!  They come up with their own ideas, choose the fragrance, mix the colors and measure the oils.  They have the final say on labeling.)

~ Girls Rule!! Soap ~

~Monkey Farts~

Summer 2007.This is my newest Soap!  Monkey Farts!  I wanted to call it Boys Drool but someone would not let me!  What does it smell like?  "Bananas , coconut and jungle fruit, what a monkey can eat he can also toot!"  It smells really good! 

~Ogre Soap~

Ogre Soap....created and designed by Melissa who is 9!  Snot green in color, she designed this bar when she was 5 in honor of one of her favorite movie characters, Shrek!  Since "fart" smell was not available as a fragrance oil choice, she settled on a orange, coconut blend with a touch of raspberry!!!  We like to say it is made with swamp water, saponified oils of weed rat, fish eyeball jelly, donkey snot, organic hair balls, toe jam and belly button lint.( The base of this soap is the same as all of our other bars....the labelling is for the kids!)

  And of course, it was made Far, Far Away!!!

Ogre Soap

24 oz swamp water
19.0 oz lye
24 oz ground up weed rat fat
16 oz donkey snot...the thick green morning stuff
16 oz fish eye ball jelly (minus the membranes)
16 oz toe jam
8 oz belly button lint

Add your lye to chilled but not strained swamp water. Set aside to cool.

Prepare your ground up weed rat. Use up all parts including the family jewels. Carefully pop fish eye balls to extract the jelly! (Save the membranes for soup.) In a large caldron, mix all ingredients over low heat, until the lumps are pretty well worked out. Cool. Carefully pour lye solution over ingredients in caldron and stir with a heavy long handled spoon. Stir. Stir. I said keep stirring. Eventually mixture will get thick. Add any additional ingredients such as honey. Ground up dried hair balls make a good exfoliate. Stir again. Pour into wooden box lined with leaves. (Donkey snot makes a good glue to adhere the leaves to the side of the wood box) Cover the box with a pelt and set aside. After a couple of days invert box and soap should fall out. If not, break off damn box. Leave in a cool but airy location to cure for 4 weeks. Enjoy!!!!!!!

~Sparkle Lotions.....Just for kids!~

This lotion was designed with for the younger crowd!  So far we are doing them in Pink Sugar and Monkey Farts fragrances.  And of course....we added glitter! 4oz bottle

Girls Rule!  Pink Sugar Lotion  $6.00

Monkey Farts Lotion $6.00